What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
11.06.2025 12:39
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
True - how I loved my mum!
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
What do you mean son?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What! how could you do that?